TOP 10 (11) REASONS FIONA THE FILTER(THE DIALYSIS MACHINE)
IS A
WOMAN
11- She's HIGH MAINTENANCE!
(The supplies to run her are endless and very expensive)
10- She's VERY SENSITIVE
9- She requires TIME
(10 hrs every night of one on one time to be exact)
8- She requires FULL ATTENTION
(don't drift off to sleep, this is when she gets the annoyed)
7- She has BOOBS, if you don't get her bra on right she lets you know it!
(and she gets a break when its off!)
6- She has a TEMPER
(she sounds like an alarm clock. Screaming every 10 minutes...)
(she sounds like an alarm clock. Screaming every 10 minutes...)
5- She weighs every minute. She's very sensitive to her scale...
4- She tells all, and she has a great memory...Nothing gets passed her.
3- She requires Loyalty.
She keeps strong ties!
2- At times she drains everything out of you!
1- Mr. Clark can't live without her!
(literally)
In the long run, he feels much better with her, than without her.
LOL!
For this we are THANKFUL!
3 comments:
HAHAHA! There is a good positive outlook. That is hilarious. Boobs....hahaha
LOVE this! Way to have a sense of humor!
How funny! I love the part about not falling asleep and that she needs a lot of time spent with her... How true!
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